Anyways, in the moment we all blinked and missed each other, apparently, my future parent company (for one of my imagined business entities) has instituted some new hipster-friendly fashion rules for their Walt Disney Parks.  Get my assistant on line one!  I need him to call Scruff McGruff in Chicago, Illionois and to ask if he’s interested in being part of the cast.  Disney has made it okay for employees to grow out their facial hair.  Apparently mustaches and beards (the real kind, not the kind you bring as your prom date to convince everyone you’re straight) have been prohibited since 1955.

I’m just excited and delighted by this latest white flag.  I love me some cute boys with facial hair, especially the squeaky clean kinds that work for the House of Mouse.  Save me a spot in the canoe ride around Tom Sawyer’s Island next time?

Here are some funny Disney Hipster inspired Memes:

1. Be hungry from my diet consisting of only Quick Trim.
2. Treat my family and friends to a lavish dinner by paying with my defunct ‘Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard’.
3. Check into rehab with my new addiction to Pistachios.
4. Wear “Unbreakable” to every party and not admit to the name of the scent.
5. Cleanse my face with PerfectSkin and pretend that my skin has been infused with diamonds.
6. Dress in drag and perform a burlesque number with my new blouse from the Kardashian collection from Sears.
7. Go to Bora Bora and lose a diamond earring in the ocean.

Anyways, you get the picture.  This family has created a multimedia empire, and for some reason, Kris Humphries backlash aside, we keep coming back for more.  The trio of sisters are no longer the only ones making strides into capitalistic ventures.  Yes friends, baby brother Rob of the Kardashian dynasty is coming out with his very own line of dress socks.  If there’s one thing our friend Jeff Glor from the CBS Early Show has taught us, it’s that having a pair of decent looking socks will add some surprisingly manly spice to your daily ensemble.  I’m looking forward to pumping up my kicks with some stripes, dots, and other funky designs.  Socks are starting to provide our feet with more than just warmth, but an accessory you can’t step out of the house without.  Men who wear bold socks and pair them with their daily work attire look more on point; having that much attention to detail makes for a snazzy outfit.  Here’s to keeping our feet warm and dapper this winter.  Time to dash…haha, get it?  Dash! Ok, I’ll calm down now.  Rob, give us a preview, will ya?

1. Living in world of skinny ties, Glor seems to stay away from the trend and stick to the classic look.
2. His suits are well tailored for his body.
3. Though he rocks the classic fat ties, sometimes it’ll have a pop of color or a modern pattern.  He knows how to blend the classic looks with the modern, and that gives him a current edge.
4. He’s intelligent.  Intelligence is always the look.
   

And you know what other quality never goes out of style?  Generosity.  Yes,  my  our favorite dapper fellow has done a charitable duty for the universe, a.k.a. tweenkind.  According to the San Luis Obispo Tribune, Zac Efron donated his old clothes to homeless and disadvantaged teens of the Children’s Resource Network of the Central Coast.  Apparently he dropped off more than 300 articles of clothing on the day before Thanksgiving.  How did this fall off my radar?  The clothes will have special tags to indicate the special person that previously owned them.

I recently saw Banana Republic’s ad for their 2011 Holiday campaign in the latest issue of Details.  I’m loving all the warm colors captured by the photographer, Carter Smith.  Here are my initial thoughts:

1.  Would the following models, Andrew Cooper, Martin Low, and Tom Bull, please report to the hallway under the mistletoe?

2.  I guess there are just no more excuses for looking like crap during a blizzard.

3.  Someone remind me to coordinate my outfits with all the wrapping paper I use this year for presents.

4.  I just gotta get my hands on that spotted bow tie.

5.  In case I forgot, have a very merry hipster plaid Christmas and a scruffy holiday!

Top three reasons why Abbot & Main is so this season:

1. Kellan partnered with Danny Guez, the founder of the denim company Dylan George.

2. The collection currently includes: hoodies, henleys, and neutral shaded graphic tees.

3. Henleys rock. Straight guys, a simple fitted henley shirt and some jeans will make the ladies rave about you.  Just because you look good, doesn’t mean you look gay.  Nothing is better than a masculine man who can pull off a really stylish look.  Trust.

When it comes to accessories, I normally don’t indulge unless it’s something unique and not overly ostentatious.  I despise it when men wear something so over the top it distracts from their masculine mystique.  In my case, I need all the testosterroni I could get my mouth on!   Thus, I normally stick to just a watch and my hair.  However, this ring I got at Aldo a couple weeks ago was just too sick to pass up on.  I’ve been toting it around as if it were a secret new installment of the Hunger Games series.

Confession: When I rock it I feel like a sexy greek god from the Immortals.  They should really come out with an accessories line for men named after that movie.

And here’s how it would play out in WeHo:

Lean Guy with a Blackberry: Hey, where’d you get that belt?

Me: (Insert store here).  It’s their newest piece from their Immortals line and I’m going commando.

Lean Guy with a Blackberry:  Nice.

Shirt: Salt Valley

If you’re in SoCal, stay dry!  It’s raining like cats and dogs out here.

My own pics to come soon everyone (I’m camera shopping).

I spray painted my black chucks and an $11 Disney Princess toy fishing pole!  Making the cloud was so hard.  Props to my very good friend Anabel who made the moon for me.

I love it when fashion lends itself to being part of a global solution.  Threadless’ “Good Shirts” line (designed by Justin and Christine Gignac) is raising money for Unicef.  Each shirt has a unique design and helps support the purchase of different things from measles vaccines and food, to basic family water kits.

Oh yeah, Andy Cohen looked good as usual too.