Blue Jeans, the Gay Gene, and now the Style Gene.

There’s been new debate on whether or not some kids are just born with a great fashion sense. I totally believe this. Growing up, I just never dressed like all the rest of the boys that I went to school with. I preferred my fabrics to be thinner and tailored/fit to my body. This daunting rule I administered upon my wardrobe proved to be a difficult task to accomplish. They didn’t sell smaller cuts back then. Thus, I would purposefully buy apparel that was smaller and find a way to squeeze into them. It was total B.S. (Before Spanks). Then the whole metrosexual revolution happened and BAM, men gradually became more concerned with fit! Thank God. Gosh, why did it take a thousand years for men to realize dressing well doesn’t make you any less masculine? I like to think I was ahead of my time. I don’t claim to be some great style icon, but in my head, I was the biggest thing next to Andre Leon Talley!

And just in case you had any doubts about whether I was ahead of my time, here’s a picture of me when I was 3-years old in the 1980s and a picture of Madonna in 2008. Bitch stole my look!